Found a worm snake in my boyfriends house now. They are just way too cute :) @bonelust_studio

Found a worm snake in my boyfriends house now. They are just way too cute :) @bonelust_studio

feateon:

I think we should start a show kinda like Tales from the Crypt, but it be all the creepypasta stories for episodes, and MCP and the other narrators can be the hosts. 

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drunkphanlockdancing:

copperbadge:

westcoastavengers:

The price of being a superhero them and now by Bob Al-Green

Makin’ infografix

You do realize that batman is a multibillionaire too right?

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sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

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devi13:

vrumblr:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

Confession: I think these stupid fuckers are so damn cute.

Possums also help control lyme disease! They groom themselves so well that any deer ticks that try to hitch a ride don’t stand a chance.

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mobuttsmoprobs:

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

buckled oxford shoes by Alexander McQueen


Id totally break my ankles but I have a mighty need

mobuttsmoprobs:

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

buckled oxford shoes by Alexander McQueen

Id totally break my ankles but I have a mighty need

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